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People we hate when we have infants. 

Aloha beauties,

If you’ve stumbled across my blog before you’ll know my love of lists is beyond my control. Here’s another for you guys.

This list is dedicated to all those people who make my blood boil as a mum to a one year old. In the hopes that if you come under this catergory in any way, you may think twice and change your ways.

Here goes,

1) it’s nice to share your stories of your beloved little darlings. It’s not nice to compete and show off.

Parent 1: my child said his first word.

Parent2: my child said his first word when he was only 4months 💁🏻.

Parent 1: oh fab, what was it.

Parent 2: gwgsbsbVsbdjdhsws

Parent 1: 👍🏻 greeeat. 🙄

2) This one is devoted to any and all big bosses who decide it’s okay to have small isles in their stores. The ones which have you reenacting a scene from the classic sitcom friends as you attempt to take a sharp corner, “PIVOT”.

3) Those people who see you queue for the bus and decide that they’re too comfy to move from the easy access area of the vehicle. It’s okay babes I’ll just swing the pram over my shoulder and sit at the back. No probs.

4) The, “omg how adorable, what’s his name” kind of people. My child is wearing all pink. Think about it.

5) Those people who make you want to carry disinfectant at all times as they try to stroke your child’s face. Nope.

6) The, “I’ve had 25 children I know what I’m on about” kind of people. Okay, you’ve pushed a few out but that does not mean you know my child more than me. Go away.

7) Playing sardines in an elevator with people who are quite obviously to lazy to take a few steps to the first floor.

8) The wishful future parents who claim they wouldn’t put their child in anything but designer. Let’s all laugh together.

9) Those people who only want to know what your plans are for work. Yes I am going back to work. No I don’t want to talk about it.

10) Strangers who stop you to make small talk about your child, as if they’ve known you for years.

In all fairness, this was quite possibly the easiest list I’ve ever had to make and quit frankly probably the hardest ten to choose because of how many people ruin my daily activities with the little one. But these are definitely my most hated.

If your a mum with a little one, post in the comments the type of people you dislike. Don’t be shy!

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Lots of love

NatalieCharmaine Xx

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